Alcatraz. By Brandon Sanderson

I am not a good person.<br/><br/>My purpose is to show you the truth about me, and to prove that I am not the hero that everyone says I am.<br/><br/>In the Hushlands — those Librarian-controlled nations such as the United States, Canada, and England—this book will be published as a work of fantasy.<br/><br/>Do not be fooled! This is no work of fiction, nor is my name really Brandon Sanderson.<br/><br/>I know the events of my life may seem wondrous and mysterious.<br/><br/>I will do my best to explain them, but please remember that my purpose is not to entertain you.<br/><br/>My purpose it to open your eyes to the truth.<br/><br/>This is my story—the story of a selfish, contemptible fool.<br/><br/>The story of a coward.<br/><br/>The story of Alcatraz Smedry.