Turns out, when a realtor says 'location, location, location!', they aren't going to mention the property is directly above a portal to Hell...<br/><br/>I'm Eliza Grey, and my charming fixer-upper came with an unexpected feature: a gateway to the infernal realms in the basement.<br/><br/>So much for open-concept living.<br/><br/>Now, instead of choosing tile patterns, I'm deciphering ancient runes. My real estate agent? Secretly a magical mentor. The grumpy handyman? A half-demon hunter with a penchant for brooding. And my new house? Let's just say it has opinions on my renovation choices.<br/><br/>I've got to master my newfound magical abilities, navigate the bureaucratic nightmare that is Hell's Seven Boroughs, and find a mystical artifact before a demon lord uses my property as his personal welcome mat to world domination.<br/><br/>Home improvement shows never prepared me for this. If I can survive magical training, outsmart Hell's henchmen, and keep my sanity (and my house) intact, I might just save the world.<br/><br/>Although there's no telling what this will do for the resale value.<br/><br/>Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sage my cutlery. In this house, you can never be too careful.