<p><b>From-</b>Colfer, Eoin (pronounced 'Owen' by the way)<br> <b>Sent-</b>Last night<br> <b>To-</b>The World (and all its time zones)<br> <b>Subject-</b>A message from Artemis Fowl's Official Biographer<br> <br> <b>Artemis Fowl. Where do I begin? This young criminal genius is no stranger to trouble. In fact, he's a magnet for it.<br></b><br> Man-eating trolls, armed and dangerous (not to mention hi-tech) fairies, flame-throwing goblins - he's seen the lot. He had decided to forego criminal activity of the more magical kind. However . . .<br> <br> Now his mother is gravely ill. Artemis Fowl must travel back through time to steal the cure from the clutches of the devious mastermind . . . Artemis Fowl.<br> <br> That's right. With fairy ally Captain Holly Short by his side, Artemis is going back in time to do battle with his deadliest enemy yet.<br> <br> Himself.<br> <br> Let the misadventure begin.<br> <br> Eoin Colfer<br> <br> <br> <br> DISCLAIMER- This man is NOT my Biographer. He is a fantasist, writing sensationalist stories about me. I will neither confirm nor deny anything that appears between these covers. However, my lawyers - and my bodyguard - are watching. Signed Artemis Fowl II</p> <p><b>Visit Artemis Fowl online</b></p>