How to Date a Younger Man

<p><p><strong>Tips for Surviving a Fling with a Sexy Younger Man</strong><br /> <br /> First, you'd think as a thirty-something-year-old woman, I'd be immune to Griffin's flirty comments and six-pack abs. You'd think that his carefree playboy attitude, or the fact that he's still finishing grad school, would deter me.<br /> <br /> You'd be wrong.<br /> <br /> If you accidentally bang your best friend's younger brother, here are a few important tips . . .<br /> <br /> <em>One: </em> Do <em>not</em> brag to your friend about how well-endowed her brother is.<br /> <br /> <em>Two: </em> Do not go back for seconds (or thirds).<br /> <br /> <em>Three: </em> Do not let him see your muffin top or jiggly behind. And definitely don't let him feed you cookies in bed. Cookies are bad. Remember that.<br /> <br /> <em>Four: </em> Act like a damn grown-up and apologize for riding him like a bull at the rodeo. And <em>do not</em> flirt with him when he laughs at said apology.<br /> <br /> <em>Five: </em> This one is crucial, so pay attention.<br /> <br /> Do <em>not</em>, under any circumstances, fall in love with him.</p></p>