When I say ‘IT’ I mean her, and when I say her, I mean the bitch, and when I say the bitch, I am referring to my wife. You may think that I am mad, sadistic, even somewhat sinister in my convictions, but I can assure you that I am quite the opposite. I think myself as a sane, rational man in a complete state-of-mind. This and only this is why, I think… yes, I’m quite sure I could get away with it; with ‘It’ I mean murder. (I’ve never killed anyone, but I’m willing to give it a try.)