<p>While searching for stolen dragon eggs, newly engaged couple Kianthe and Reyna<br>find themselves smack-dab in the middle of a swashbuckling love story.<br>On one side is Serina, a failed farmer turned river pirate. Her booty? Wheat, grains,<br>and the occasional jar of imported tea leaves. It's quite the embarrassment to Diarn<br>Arlon, the powerful lord of the Nacean River, and he'll conscript anyone to bring her to<br>justice. Especially Kianthe, the elemental mage who just crashed his party, and her<br>somewhat-scary fiancée.<br><br>Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon's constables--who<br>happens to be Serina's childhood friend. Bobbie is determined to capture the pirate<br>before anyone else, but it would be a lot easier if Serina didn't absolutely loathe her<br>now.<br><br>As Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes<br>apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily,<br>matchmaking is Reyna's favorite past time. The dragon eggs may have to wait.</p>